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118 Listen

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara hunt for a creature hiding in the corner of your eye except that it doesn’t actually exist.

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116 Into the Dalek

This is the one where the Doctor takes three weeks to get Clara a cup of coffee. Oh, and they like, turn a Dalek into a good guy? Kinda?

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115 Deep Breath

This is the one where the Twelfth Doctor brings a T-Rex to Victorian London only to discover a clock-work droid making the WORST balloon ever.

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113 The Time of the Doctor

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that takes over 900 hundred years to record: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the

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138 – Heaven Sent

This episode we discuss the first ever episode we watched. 3 years ago. Opening  Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet who’s microwave can’t keep time… Noobs and

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