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184 The Vanquishers

This is the one where the doctors save what’s left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor. 

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179 The Halloween Apocalypse

This is the one where the Doctor and her companion (sad) fight a dog, fight a candy skull, fight each other, and fight the Nothing from the Never Ending Story.

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Christmas Special

113 The Time of the Doctor

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that takes over 900 hundred years to record: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the

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083 – A Good Man Goes to War

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by three guys whose names don’t translate: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  This is the podcast that introduces a

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Two-parter

045 – The Sontaran Strategem and The Poison Sky

A familiar foe from the Doctor’s past returns: The Sontarans! We have fun discussing potatoes, the UN, and existential crises. Join us won’t you?You can find us at facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please

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