This is the one where the Doctor and Bill land on a 400 mile long spaceship, Bill dies and gets turned into a weird lookin cyberman, and Nardole gets stuck with the dumb humans. Also Bill didn’t die, she got taken away by water girl TO SEE THE UNIVERSE!
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill work with Romans and Scots to beat the crap out of a photosynthesis monster that will eat all light in the universe.
This is the one where the Doctor, Bill, and a group of soldiers fight an army of upright crocodiles and lose, I think? and I guess all the soldiers either died or ended up stranded on Mars.
This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.
This is the one where the Doctor, Clara, & Missy go to Skarro to meet with Davros! And Clara gets turned into a Dalek… again.
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara chase after a psycho aka the girl in the shop aka the mistress aka the master… then robo zombies take over the world as the Doctor’s birthday present. Just for him to give it away.
This is the one where the Twelfth Doctor brings a T-Rex to Victorian London only to discover a clock-work droid making the WORST balloon ever.
