This is the one where the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the Doctor and the MasterDoctor have an adventure with ALL THE COMPANIONS and Thirteen doesn’t say goodbye.
This is the one where the Doctor and the fam get attacked by oversized scorpions that don’t have brains. And guns bad!
This is the one where Captain Jack breaks out the Doctor with a bubble, humans build the Daleks again, the Daleks kill the Daleks again, and the Doctor “kills the Daleks forever”. . . again. But for real this time. Again.
This is the one where the Doctor has an existential crisis but then gets over it, the companions do a whole lot of stuff on their own, and Chibs undercuts all of Steven Moffatt’s work and Matt Smith’s last episode.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions meet fake ghosts, real ghosts, Mary Shelley, and the cybermen’s monster.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions find weird birds that eat people, and two girls roaming becomes one girl roaming. And that dude didn’t die at the end.
This is the one where the Doctor and her companions mo go fo no jo ro do mo.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions try to teach you history and fail. Also apparently Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla met aliens and just never said anything about it. And Tesla invented the 21st century.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions fight Mew-Ta-Ted humans on EaRtH. Also capitalism bad, global warming bad, rich people bad, etc, etc.
This is the one where the doctor and her companions get attacked by a car, get lazer boots, fight an insane spyMASTER, and defeat interdimensional glowing fedora men.
