New Episodes

103 Cold War

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara DON’T fight a Martian Ice Warrior on a Russian submarine during the Cold War. The Russians don’t fight the Americans, the Terrans don’t fight the Ice Warriors, it’s a Cold War! Get it!?

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Christmas Special

099 The Snowmen

This is the one where the Doctor, Amy, and Rory… oh wait… that’s not… Amy and Rory aren’t… but they were just… Oh… I guess this is the one where souffle girl inexplicably returns?

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098 The Angels Take Manhattan

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with two hosts who understand good television: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  This is the podcast that introduces a whole

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097 The Power of Three

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with three hosts powered by the power of three: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m

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095 A Town Called Mercy

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that’s not gonna mention the thing: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and

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094 Dinosaurs on a Spaceship

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet getting on a spaceship to escape the coronavirus: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the

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093 Asylum of the Daleks

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that makes souffles without milk: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these

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