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184 The Vanquishers

This is the one where the doctors save what’s left of the universe by not stopping the bad guys. And the companions do more to save the universe than the doctor. 

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157 World Enough and Time & The Doctor Falls

This is the one where the Doctor and Bill land on a 400 mile long spaceship, Bill dies and gets turned into a weird lookin cyberman, and Nardole gets stuck with the dumb humans. Also Bill didn’t die, she got taken away by water girl TO SEE THE UNIVERSE!

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137 Face the Raven

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with a cool pet raven: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these

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Two-parter

126 Dark Water & Death in Heaven

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara chase after a psycho aka the girl in the shop aka the mistress aka the master… then robo zombies take over the world as the Doctor’s birthday present. Just for him to give it away.

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Christmas Special

113 The Time of the Doctor

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that takes over 900 hundred years to record: It’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the

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108 Nightmare in Silver

This is the one where the Doctor and Clara take two innocent children to a creepy, abandoned theme park so they can be taken over by Cybermen.

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089 Closing Time

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet recording during the Super Bowl pregame: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and

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