New Episodes

087 The Girl Who Waited

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet with a Patreon cohost: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are

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085 Night Terrors

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet who’s scared of the dark: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these

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084 Let’s Kill Hitler!

Opening  Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by two humans and one Teselecta: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the

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083 – A Good Man Goes to War

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet hosted by three guys whose names don’t translate: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  This is the podcast that introduces a

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Mini-sode

081.5 Schroedinger’s Baby

Austin asks the Noobs for their crackpot theories on Amy’s pregnancy… or lack thereof. Why can’t the TARDIS decide if she is or isn’t? To boil down Corbin and Tripp’s answers, it’s wibbly wobbly, timey

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080 – The Doctor’s Wife

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that’s speaking to the FUTUUUURE: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these

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079 – The Curse of the Black Spot

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that actually works harder on holidays: it’s the Noobs and the Whovian!  This is the podcast that introduces a whole new

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Abigail Pettigrew sings to Kazran Sardick in front of Doctor Who's TARDIS
Christmas Special

077 – A Christmas Carol

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that flies with the sharks: Noobs and the Whovian!  My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my

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