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This is the one where they establish that Data could stack the deck so that it wasn’t a surprise when he did. And there’s a glass that has no effect on the plot.
This is the one where the Doctors fights himself, the master tries to help him, and the true villain was the timelord inside us all along. And Rassilon is a huge troll.
This is the one where Jared gives us the low-down in preparation of the 20th anniversary special: The Five Doctors.
This is the one where we haven’t met River Song yet. Also there’s carnivorous shadows and existential horror. And River takes forever to say everybody lives.
This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good. This is the one where it feels like we’ve done this before. This is the one where Christmas do-over but good.
This is the one where the Doctor meets an all powerful chair god. And the master!
This is the one where zombies take over London, we meet Captain Jack, Rose finally decides to break up with Micky, The Doctor Dances, and EVERYBODY LIVES.
This is the one where Jake Gyllenhaal does a little bit of time travel but mostly does PARKOUR.
This is the one where the Doctor meets up with some big brains that are holding the universe together with thought and 20th-century computers. And the Doctor falls to his death.
