This is the one where the Doctor, a guy who can’t ride a bike, a newbie cop, and two old people get attacked by a tooth face monster and a half living half tentacle light ball. And earth is not a hunting ground!
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill land on a 400 mile long spaceship, Bill dies and gets turned into a weird lookin cyberman, and Nardole gets stuck with the dumb humans. Also Bill didn’t die, she got taken away by water girl TO SEE THE UNIVERSE!
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill work with Romans and Scots to beat the crap out of a photosynthesis monster that will eat all light in the universe.
This is the one where the Doctor, Bill, and a group of soldiers fight an army of upright crocodiles and lose, I think? and I guess all the soldiers either died or ended up stranded on Mars.
This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.
This is the one where the Earth gets peacefully attacked by aliens, a bunch of really important people die, and a typo nearly kills the human race, and Bill gives up the human race’s freedom for a pair of eyes.
This is the one where the Doctor doesn’t save the world from aliens but then does.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight space suit zombies in space. And Bill doesn’t die.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill fight an alien house made out of tree cockroaches that eat people and turn other people into trees.
This is the one where the Doctor and Bill free an alien that eats people and poops coal. Also, The Doctor didn’t technically go off-world.
