153 The Lie of the Land

This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.

Live from Master Closet Studios, you’re listening to the only podcast on the internet that’s been here since the beginning of humanity. It’s the Noobs and the Whovian! 

My name is Austin and I’m the Whovian, and these are my sons Corbin and Tripp and we’re the noobs! 

This is the podcast that introduces a whole new generation to Doctor Who by watching an episode each week and discussing it from the perspective of a dad who’s seen it before, and two sons who haven’t. 

Welcome to Episode 153 covering series 10 episode 8, The Lie of the Land 

Super-short Recap 

This is the one where the Doctor isn’t with the monks, Missy isn’t the bad guy, and Bill doesn’t die. Again.

Production notes

Misc Trivia

  • This is one of only 11 stories (4 in NuWho) in which the TARDIS is never seen

Checklist

  • Name of the episode spoken in dialogue?
    • Nope!
  • Creature of the week
    • The Monks
      • That opening bit!
      • The Monka Lisa
      • They were on the moon!
      • Memory Crimes Act of 1975
      • They put a statue of a Monk in front of every major landmark
      • NO ONE OPENS A DOOR LIKE THAT!
  • Jiggery Pokery
    • TARDIS 
      • The TARDIS has a junk drawer!
        • Some old takeaway menus, 50 Danish krone, and a gps unscrambler thingy
    • Sonic
    • Psychic paper
    • Random 
  • Jibberty Jabberty
  • Needless sacrificial death
  • Attack Eyebrows
  • The Question/Doctor Who?
  • The Doctor Breaks the Fourth Wall
  • Jammie Dodger sighting
    • Running count – 4
  • Adventures in closed captioning!
  • The march towards 13

Other stuff we noticed 

  • WHY did we meet Penny?!
  • Magpie Electronics in the window
  • Humanity’s tendency to forget. Maybe it’s part of our charm!

Who’s Who?

  • Who is Bill?
    • She has an imaginary mum.
    • That bald bloke who looks like an egg
    • You brilliant ridiculous girl!
  • Who is Nardole?
    • It’s me, Nardy!
    • His imaginary friend left him for someone else!
    • Tarovian neck pinch
    • His left hand isn’t his original hand, he won it… 
  • Who is Missy?
    • Some kind of monster
    • The other last of the Time Lords
    • She once built a gun out of leaves
    • She pushed a wee girl into a volcano
  • Who is the Doctor? 
    • That face he made at the end of his opening bit was diabolical!

Can we talk about Bill’s “sacrifice” scene?

Classic Who Connections

  • The Tarovian neck pinch that Nardole used was similar to what Ian Chesterton used on Ixta in The Aztecs.

Overall impressions

  • Overall rating out of 10
    • Jared – 8 Vulcan Tarovian neck pinches
    • Austin – 6 Monka Lisa’s
    • Corbin – 6 incorrect ways to open a door
    • Tripp -8.5 overdone mums 
  • Creep Level – out of 500
    • Jared – 100
    • Austin – 50
    • Corbin – 50
    • Tripp – 50

Theories

  • When Does Missy get out?
    • Corbin: episode before World Enough and Time, so the finale two-parter is about her
    • Tripp: World Enough and Time
    • Jared: towards the end of the series
  • How does Bill leave?
    • Tripp: she dies, she sacrifices herself to save the universe
    • Corbin: Missy kills her
    • Jared: Missy uses her as a pawn to escape and that will drive Bill to quit the TARDIS
  • Is Missy turning good?
    • Tripp: she’ll change a bit, but not really
    • Corbin: not at all

The Game Plan 

  • Next week, we’re covering episode 8, The Lie of the Land.
  • Then, it’s back into some Classic Who with our first official story from The Master Plan with 1976’s Fourth Doctor serial: The Deadly Assassin!

Closing

Noobs and the Whovian is a production of Master Closet Studios, where it’s always smaller on the inside. Your Senior Producer is Austin Reason. Our Audio Engineer is Tripp Reason. Corbin Reason is our Production Editor. Special thanks to tardis.wikia.com for the trivia, and to Jared for the Classic Who Connection. Shout outs to Victor and Jared for their Patreon support.

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Until next time, be safe if you can. But always. Be. Amazing. 

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